Sunday, June 20, 2010

Doctors Joke

Man on phone to his doctor:
"Doctor, I think my son has VD, and the only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid. Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But I've been screwing the maid too, and I've got the same symptoms he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife has it too."

"Oh crap!" the doctor roared. "That means we've all got it!"