Idiots Jokes

An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1.

The fireman answers, "Yes may I help you?"

The Antartican replies, "My house is on fire, come quick!!!"

The fireman asks, "How do we get there?"

The Antartican says, "Duh, big red truck!"

Idiots Jokes

Larry was startled to see the nonchalant way Jason was taking the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man. "You said you loved her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?"

"I'm waiting."

"Waiting for what?" asked Larry

"Waiting to catch her with a smaller feller."

Idiots Jokes

An idiot guy walks up to the door of a bar, rolling a wheel along with him. The bouncer says, "Hey, what are you doing with that?"

"Last time I came here, they said we had to have proper IDs and a tire."

Idiots Jokes

An idiot called the airport for flight information. "How long is your flight from Los Angeles to Denver?” he asked. "Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied. "Thank You" he said and hung up.

Idiots Jokes

A guy walks into Dunkin’ Donuts. He says. “Excuse me; miss … how many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?” The girl says, “I think it’s a seven-cup thermos.” The guy says, “All right …. Give me two black, three cream and sugar.”

Idiots Jokes

Simple Joe who is mad for the horses thought he had a sure winner the other day at the track. The tote board listed his horse as starting at 25 to 1, and he knew the race didn’t start until 1:00 p.m.

Idiots Jokes

The mailperson rings the doorbell and as says: I have a parcel here, but the name on its obliterated.

Smiths says: Can’t be for me, then. My name is Smiths.