Bush Has a Short One

Q: Bush has a short one. Sarkozy has a long one. Cher does not use hers. What is it?

A: A last name.

Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy?

A. It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month....

Musicians and Lightbulbs

Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, two, one, two, three, four!