An old man sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked "What's wrong?" Old man "I am married to a sexy 21 yr woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we have sex the minute I get home from work and right after dinner." Young man "What's so bad about that? It sounds to me like you have a great sex life." The old man replied "I can't remember where I live!"